Well, apparently I'm pregnant. My sweet 7-year old daughter had nothing to share during prayer time at school this week, so decided to announce, "My mama is having a baby!".
She knew it was not true, and decided to tell me after school. However, it was too late. Classmates had already gone home and told their parents, and the rumor mill had begun.
Pretty funny, in hindsight. I did make my daughter apologize to the teacher, and I think she learned an (embarrassing) lesson on telling lies.